Screw Flea's father in law...I just met Dee Snider. Needless to say he's pretty badass...

...many elephants lurking in sweet stairwells alone...monkeys eat licorice in sticky sheets always...my ears look interesting sometimes so adapt...meticulous eels like itchy snakes slithering along...mighty elk leap inside sketchy situations automatically...matching emu's like incense sniffing so abundantly...most eggs lather in silky swans' abdomens...markers etch lines into strong sturdy alpines...murders embark ladies into small stuffy apartments...mammoths echo loudly in silent sultry altitudes...movable eels lick insects so strangely awkward...mice eat lemons in stiff soda aluminum...making everyone listen in school seems annoying...marines earn living in strict social arenas...men embarking lively in studios seem accepting...mongrels execute lice inside some schoolgirls acquaintance...

Questions I'd pay to never hear again

- What is a buffalo burger? Is it buffalo meat?
- What time do they open the park?
- Do you have a pool?
- Can you get internet from the room?
- Where's the best place to eat?
- Can you do half one kind of pizza and half another kind?
- How do you turn on the fireplace?
- Do you have air conditioning?
- What's the code to the internet room?
- Where are the best places to go in the park?
- What's the weather going to be like this week?
- Is there a medical clinic?
- What are you going to school for?

thinGs i loVe...reaLLy

...biG dogs with strAit hair...PINEAPPLE...laying out...coconut...my parents...Pink...disney movies...goood music...earriNgs...BriGht fingernail polish...chaPstick...biRds...the song Circle of Life...hugging a piLLow against my body wHen i sLeep...walks...waKing up and haVing a text message...suNsets...when the cRows eat the garbaGe...bRushing my teeTh...my Moles...the nUmber 3...souR patch Kids...piCtures...heat liGhteniNg...opeNing beers...running errands during work...swiNging...peaNut butter